How Sweet it is to Be "Woved" by You
Candy lovers have a lot of new reasons to smile about. The all time iconic favorite M&M's have a new look and a new name but don't call them M&M's when you buy these new ones unless you're...
View ArticleMy Salmon Has Arrived
My wife and I had dinner this past Saturday night at our favorite diner where I often order for my main entree their delicious baby boneless stuffed salmon with crab meat or the thick slice of...
View ArticleThe Great Eruption
Residents of parts of Northeastern Pennsylvania would be wise to heed the warnings of the US.Dept.of Seismology. Mount Misery. one of the last active volcanoes .part of the mountain chain that...
View ArticleOscars Wild About Fish
I was in my local supermarket this past weekend to buy some tuna fish when this bright gold rectangular shaped can caught my eye.....and my finger. Yeah, it was wedged between some cans of Starkist...
View ArticleThe Black Forest Inn--the Place to Eat
A group of 40something guys discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they will meet at the Black Forest Inn because they have the prettiest waitresses with low-cut blouses....
View ArticleA Night at the Oscars
With the Oscars on this evening, it is one my wife is especially looking forward to as we have seen many of the movies nominated for awards. I told her I wanted a dinner that is worthy of an Academy...
View ArticleCut and Color
My wife was going to get her hair cut and colored last week. Trying to be a more observant husband so that she realizes i do notice things (other than a welt or hive on her face), when I came home...
View ArticleSomething Funny in Washington
With the recent number of firings and resignations in the White House, another well known name has decided to call it quits at the end of the month. Emeritus Kelly, the Speaker of the Circus and...
View ArticleLittle Bruce and Jenny
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely...
View ArticleThis Show Stops for You
GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY. There's a new theater on 42nd Street just off 8th Avenue in Manhattan:the Will Rogers Theater. I recently saw the revival of Mummenschanz there now in previews. I was...
View ArticleNorth Dakota Cow
Ole was a farmer in Mintsota. (That’s Minnesota; he was a Scandahoovian.) He needed a new milk cow, and heard about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota.) He drove to Nordakota,...
View ArticleBedtime Prayers
A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father...
View ArticleThe Birthday Song
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear...(.........).Yes. The Happy birthday song , being sung in the world every day in many languages by a tune we all know. Did you ever...
View ArticleThe Cab Ride
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'...
View ArticleMiracle in a Bowl
Last weekend, when I was about to make my usual Saturday morning omelet, a miracle occurred. I'm talking parting of the Red sea, 1969 NY Mets, kind of miracle. Cracking open an egg, what did I see?...
View ArticleNew Gas Station Can Give You a Stroke
There has been a lot of controversy about the opening of a new ExxonMobil Corporation gas station a few weeks ago in Augusta, Georgia. Not in your typical thought of location, this gas station is now...
View ArticleMarie Calendar
I purchased some Marie Calendar frozen dinners the other night my wife asked me to buy. She wanted to try this sesame beef and I opted for the teriyaki chicken on this particular evening she wasn't...
View ArticleHave Your Cake and Eat it Too
Food Glorious Food. Nature has it backwards, nutritionists protest too much, me thinks. I often wonder what divine creator, what supreme being has allowed mankind to evolve so that greasy fatty...
View ArticleShuffle off to Buffalo
No...I have never been to Buffalo....but that name came up last night when i had a bison burger from a chain of restaurants called Bareburger. It 's from a place our daughter frequently orders from. I...
View ArticleNature Has it Backwards
Food Glorious Food. Nature has it backwards, nutritionists protest too much, me thinks. I often wonder what divine creator, what supreme being has allowed mankind to evolve so that greasy fatty...
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